Ü might ‘member Willie Whooper (or not)…But here he is in all his 1933 glory!
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THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON’T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE….?
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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE…..
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??
YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?
THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.
TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…..
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DID YOU GET 5000?
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100…
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
MAYBE YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT… MAYBE…
FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:
A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT…
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ‘Ma’am,
I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied. ………….Get your own blanket.’
After a moment of silence, …………………he farted.
The End
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In case you know Spanish…but you don’t know what “looping” means… : )
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> ¿ Qué es el “looping” ?
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> Para quien no conoce el concepto de “looping”, es un término que crearon los informáticos para definir un enredo de los tantos que han creado, y para el cual no tienen una explicación sencilla y aclaratoria.
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> Haciendo un esfuerzo mental, trataré de explicarles -con un ejemplo- este término.
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> Se dice que un programa de computación “entró en un looping” cuando ocurre una situación como la siguiente:
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> El director llama a su secretaria y le dice:
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> Señorita Vanessa:
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> Tengo un seminario en Argentina por una semana y quiero que me acompañe para que conozca a mis socios.
> Haga los preparativos del viaje…
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> La secretaria llama al marido:
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> Oye Juan – Voy a viajar al exterior con el director por una semana. Cuidate, querido.
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> El marido llama a la amante:
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> Leonor, mi tesoro……la bruja va a viajar al exterior por una semana,
> vamos a pasarnos esta semana juntos, mi reina.
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> La amante llama al niño a quien le da clases particulares:
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> Manuelito…tengo mucho trabajo la próxima semana.
> No tienes que venir a clases…
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> El niño llama a su abuelo:
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> Tata – La próxima semana no tengo clases, mi profesora estará ocupada.
> ¡Vamos a pasar la semana juntos!
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> El abuelo (que es el director de esta historia) llama a la secretaria:
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> Señorita Vanessa venga rápido.
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> Suspenda el viaje, voy a pasar la próxima semana con mi nieto que hace un año no veo, por lo que no vamos a participar en el seminario.
> Cancele los arreglos.
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> La secretaria llama al marido:
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> Amor, el guevón del director cambió de idea y acaba de cancelar el seminario, se me agüó el viaje.
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> El marido llama a la amante:
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> Amorcito discúlpame, no podremos pasar la próxima semana juntos, el viaje de mi mujer se canceló.
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> La amante llama al niño de las clases particulares: Manuelito, cambié de planes, esta semana te voy a dar clases como siempre.
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> El niño llama al abuelo:
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> qué vaina abuelo, la bruja de mi profesora me dijo que esta semana tengo clases.
> Discúlpame, no voy a poder hacerte compañía.
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> El abuelo llama a la secretaria:
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> Señorita Vanessa, mi nieto me acaba de decir que no va a poder estar conmigo esta semana porque tiene clases.
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> Así que continúe con los preparativos del viaje al Seminario.
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> ¿Entendiste ahora, qué es el “looping”?
. paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security
.stole the paintings, and made it safely to his
. van.
However, he was captured
.only two blocks away
.when his van ran out of gas.
.When asked how
.he could mastermind such a crime
.and then make such an obvious
.error, he replied,
..’Monsieur, that was not an ERROR…
.It is the reason
.I stole the paintings.’
.I had no Monet
to buy Degas
.
.to make the Van Gogh.’
.See if you have
.De Gaulle
.to send this on
.to someone else.
.I sent it to you
.because I
.figured I had nothing
.Toulouse .
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